COSTUME FAILS

I'm not going to waste a ton of space with talk on this fabulous and glorious HALLOWEEN WEEK. Instead let's highlight a few of the gazillion costumes out there that make you say, "Whaaat?"  This is one of the long list of reasons that I adore this holiday.  Imaginations are in full force this time of year...more than any other.  Props, parties, contests, clothes you would NEVER wear, wigs and make-up.  If you can dream it, they will come.  Or something like that.

So here we go kids...
  10 So Wrong Costumes!

(that I would love to see in person and make use of my pointer finger)

Creep Factor Score:  A+

INFLATABLE ANIME ON VIAGRA? 

Let me put my chin in my palm and ponder that for a few minutes.

This is a great example of the "HEH?" that I was talking about.

THE BALL PIT 

Taking literal meaning to a new level.

 

THE SNAKE CHARMER

Loved by drunken frat boys across the land.

Who doesn't love any costume or joke about Balls? 

You just read the word "Balls" and smiled right?

(see what I mean?)

THE SNICKERS LADY

Uber scary.  Reminds me of the Cat Lady.

PIMPED OUT SCARECROW 

Maybe because it's out there in the field all alone

instead of someone's porch, it really kicks the creep level up. 

It's just hanging out all, " I'm a scary alien thing.  What's up?"

PREGNANT SEA MONKEY

Brilliant! 

           Dial "O" for the Operator.

Waaait a minute...after scrolling through this selection, I see that the majority are costume creations focusing on the genitalia.  That wasn't a theme I was going for you know.  Really.  They just happened to be the most Creeptastic and IN YOUR FACE.